— IN MEMORY OF — MR. FUKUYAMA

ISLAND
CORPORATE
RETREAT

DATE SATURDAY, JUNE 6, 2026
LOCATION 1464 N GALVEZ
KICKOFF 5:00 PM
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EXECUTIVE REGISTRATION

REGISTER

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PERSONNEL IDENTIFICATION

Personnel information subject to board review.

ATTENDANCE CONFIRMATION
VISIONARY PRESENTATION INTEREST

A presentation coach will work with you to workshop your idea. e.g. "Leveraging SatsumaCoin for Scalable International Extortion","AI-enshitification Stank So Good", "Spreadsheet Design Inspired by Coral Reefs"

TALENT & INNOVATION SHOWCASE

Examples might include: Corporate Jazzercise · Acoustic Covers of Corporate Hold Music · Competitive Complimenting · Avant-Garde Whiteboarding

FIELD OPERATIONS BRIEF

PREPARE FOR
THE RETREAT

DATE
SATURDAY, JUNE 6, 2026
LOCATION
1464 N GALVEZ
NEW ORLEANS, LA
KICKOFF
5:00 PM
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ATTIRE
Hawaiian shirts and Business Tropical ensembles are strongly encouraged.
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SEATING
Bring your own lawn chair. Ergonomics are a personal responsibility. Satsuma will not be held liable for grass stains.
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BEVERAGES
An open bar will be operational, but self-sufficiency is a core Satsuma value.
OPERATIONAL TIMELINE

THE RETREAT SCHEDULE

All times are approximate. Satsuma reserves the right to pivot strategically.

5:00 PM
WELCOME COCKTAIL RECEPTION
Arrive. Hydrate. Establish rapport. Do not lose your name tag.
NetworkingOpen Bar
CONFIRMED
6:00 PM
OPENING REMARKS
The Fukuyama Memorial Keynote Experience. Vision. Legacy.
All HandsMemorial
CONFIRMED
TBA
EVENING PROGRAM
Details forthcoming.
TBA
DETAILS TBA
10:30 PM
EXECUTIVE AFTERPARTY
The program concludes. The bar does not.
Open BarTill Late
CONFIRMED
EXECUTIVE BRIEFING

A MESSAGE FROM
EXECUTIVE AFFAIRS

Following last year’s historic Succession Dinner and election of CEO Andre, Satsuma Technology Dynamics (STD) is excited to reconvene for an evening of tropical networking, executive wellness, and controlled synergy expansion. Join fellow employees as we celebrate another year of stable flavors and continued progress toward a more AI-enshitified future.

Island Corporate Retreat